I'm Tasmia. I'm aged thirteen years. I honestly think that earthmonsters, spacerockers, and the octopus are real. I also think the beauty mark on my chest is a fucking protozoan. I swear it was never there before. I like singing and I always wanted to be a musician. I guess my next game of pretend play will be on my doubts on being an amazing economist or a stoned Kurt Cobain. I guess you can say I'm original <3
We both have shiny happy fits of rage.
Escortttt.
Geoffrey had never called an escort service before, and was disappointed when they misunderstood his request for a ‘wanton woman’…
I LOL-ed.
Did you know if a Miss USA contestant loses, she has to eat a WHOLE watermelon?
Ackerman Gruber - Behind the Crown (more here!)
(Jenn and Tim shoot the Miss USA and Miss Universe pageants from a delightfully unconventional angle.)